Green day
Thursday was a big day for the Massachusetts Cannabis Community.
December 15, 2016 – a day that will live, if not in infamy, then certainly in idiocy.

At 4:20 p.m., thousands of senile hippies and their millennial grandchildren shared a bong hit to celebrate the fact that decades of oppressive “prohibition” has come to an end in Massachusetts.
It’s now perfectly legal in Massachusetts to spark up a doobie and get totally wasted.
If that isn’t progress worth celebrating, I don’t know what is. Good to know that we’re setting the bar high for our state.
It’s a victory for ignorance as much as anything.
I have no doubt that most of the people who voted “Yes” on Question 4 never actually read even part of the proposed 12-page law legalizing recreational pot. Mostly, they just believed the propaganda shelled out by the Marijuana Industry and its paid “marijuana consultants.”
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The joy of giving – to me
I was relieved the other day when my L.L. Bean Christmas Gift Guide arrived in the mail. Not that I plan to buy any gifts from it. In fact, I’m at a bit of a loss as to why I’m even on their mailing list. I can only guess that I must have purchased something online with a gift card I was given a few Christmases ago.
I was relieved because I can now pass along some helpful gift ideas – for you to give to me, your humble correspondent. The items in the catalog are a little out of my price range, but I’m always open to accepting gifts from my fans, especially those of you who like to pass along helpful journalistic tips for improving the quality of my columns.
Don’t think I don’t appreciate your suggestions. But a Sherpa-Lined Chamois Shirt ($99) from L.L. Bean would sure help to keep your favorite wordsmith comfy on the chilly winter nights to come.
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The Christmas tree elf delivers
From Designer Lawn Sprinkler Service
WAKEFIELD — During the holiday season, what could be more fun and exciting for the whole family than getting a Christmas tree?
How about having your Christmas tree delivered to your home in a sleigh pulled by Rudolph Truck with Santa’s Elf behind the wheel? That’s exactly what will happen if you get your tree from the lot at Designer Lawn Sprinkler Service at 64 North Ave., Wakefield, Mass. (Across from the Galvin Middle School).
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High priorities
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Wakefield voters got fooled once into voting for “medical” marijuana, falling for the scam along with the rest of the state in 2012.
Before you get your safety pins out, let me remind you that medical marijuana was sold under the guise of helping the sick, and the people of Wakefield are compassionate. So I can give them a pass on that. I’ve never maintained that marijuana hasn’t ever helped any sick person, although I believe that such instances are extremely rare. It was a scam in the sense that the true purpose of legalizing medical marijuana was never to help the sick. It was to get a foot in the door for full legalization.
That’s become obvious to most people by now.
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Reversal of Fortune
Call them the gang that couldn’t shoot straight – unless they’re aiming at their own foot. Then again, calling the Wakefield Civic League a “gang” probably overstates their numbers.
You have to feel a little sorry for the Wakefield Civic League, aka Bronwyn Della-Volpe. Everything they try to do seems to backfire on them.
Take her latest move. She applied to be appointed to the Bylaw Review Committee. Then once the Board of Selectmen decided to give her a chance and appointed her, she said, “Nevermind,” and rejected the position.
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Standing up for US
It’s cool to be patriotic again.
It hit me at last week’s Veterans Day observance in Veterans Memorial Auditorium at the Galvin Middle School.
I sensed that something was different when I walked in and saw the huge crowd, many of them with red poppies in their lapels.
And not a single safety pin in sight!
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Cure for election blues
In the wake of this week’s exercise in democracy, members of the belt and shoelaces crowd have been consoling each other on social media by sharing ways to cope with their overwhelming stress by working to make our planet a better place before they give up and move to Canada.
Of course, none of these meaningful activities involve supporting veterans or law enforcement. So I’ve decided to rectify that. (I’m nothing if not helpful.)
If you’ve been through the downtown or Greenwood in the last few weeks, you’ve seen them, but you may not have known what they were all about – those big blue ribbons and bows hanging from signposts, utility poles and trees.
A few Saturdays ago, several dozen wives, family members, friends and supporters of local and state police went around and hung the blue ribbons as a show of support for the men and women in blue.
Such gestures never used to be necessary. It was an article of faith, a given, that people respected and appreciated the police.
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Surly voting
Call me old fashioned. Call me a slave to tradition.
But I’ll be voting on Tuesday, Nov. 8, on what used to be known as Election Day.
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