Archive for the ‘Columns & Essays’ Category
Christmas List 2016
Well, it’s that time of year again. The holiday season is upon us and that means it’s once again time to review my annual Christmas list. My list includes gifts for both naughty and nice, because who am I to judge? So, without further ado… To Selectman Peter May: automatic canine voter registration. To Fred […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, News, Opinion, Politics, Wakefield | 1 Comment
Tags: Albion Street, Americal Civic Center, Betsy Sheeran, Brighview Senior Living, Christmas, d-Con, Dan Benjamin, Designer Lawn Sprinkler Service, Dr. Seuss, elf, Fred Rich, Grinch, guns, Jennifer Migliore, Lake Quannapoeitt, Mark Sardella, Merry Christmas, Mike Collins, Nathaniel Gayman, Nobel Prize, Patrick Bruno, Peter May, Rose Morgan, Roundup, Street List, Uniratians, Wakefield Civic League, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Human Rights Commission, Wakefield Massachusetts Paul DiNocco, Wakefield Police Department, Wakefield Public Schools, Wendy Dennis, White Christmas, Will Ferrell, Words with Friends
Green day
Thursday was a big day for the Massachusetts Cannabis Community. December 15, 2016 – a day that will live, if not in infamy, then certainly in idiocy. At 4:20 p.m., thousands of senile hippies and their millennial grandchildren shared a bong hit to celebrate the fact that decades of oppressive “prohibition” has come to an […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, News, Opinion, Politics, Wakefield | Leave a Comment
Tags: alcohol, bud, drugs, edibles, herb, Humor, legalization, marijuana, Mark Sardella, Massachusetts, Opinion, Politics, pot, Question 4, smoke, Wakefield, Wakefield Daily Item, weed
The joy of giving – to me
I was relieved the other day when my L.L. Bean Christmas Gift Guide arrived in the mail. Not that I plan to buy any gifts from it. In fact, I’m at a bit of a loss as to why I’m even on their mailing list. I can only guess that I must have purchased something […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, Opinion, Wakefield | Leave a Comment
Tags: Berkshires, catalog, Christmas, coffee, column columnist, essayist, farmers' market, fireplace, firewood, gifts, giving, gloves, holidays, Humor, journalist, Joy of Giving, L.L. Bean, Mark Sardella, Opinion, pundit, reporter, scribe, Tanglewood, Trader Joe's, travel mug, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Massachusetts, winter, writer
The Christmas tree elf delivers
From Designer Lawn Sprinkler Service By MARK SARDELLA WAKEFIELD — During the holiday season, what could be more fun and exciting for the whole family than getting a Christmas tree? How about having your Christmas tree delivered to your home in a sleigh pulled by Rudolph Truck with Santa’s Elf behind the wheel? That’s exactly […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays | Leave a Comment
Tags: business, Cashen A. Blais Family Fund, Christmas, Christmas Tree, Christmas Tree Elf, Dawn Brizee, Designer Lawn Sprinkler Service, elf, Fred Brizee, holidays, Kevin Brizee, MA, Mark Sardella, Michael Blais, Mike Shiner, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Massachusetts, winter
High priorities
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Wakefield voters got fooled once into voting for “medical” marijuana, falling for the scam along with the rest of the state in 2012. Before you get your safety pins out, let me remind you that medical marijuana was sold under the guise of […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, News, Opinion, Politics, Wakefield | Leave a Comment
Tags: Board of Selectmen, Cartoon Network, election, herb, legalization, marijuana, Mark Sardella, pot, potheads, Question 4, recreational, smoke, stoners, vote, voters, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Massachusetts, weed
Reversal of Fortune
Call them the gang that couldn’t shoot straight – unless they’re aiming at their own foot. Then again, calling the Wakefield Civic League a “gang” probably overstates their numbers. You have to feel a little sorry for the Wakefield Civic League, aka Bronwyn Della-Volpe. Everything they try to do seems to backfire on them. Take […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays | Leave a Comment
Standing up for US
It’s cool to be patriotic again. It hit me at last week’s Veterans Day observance in Veterans Memorial Auditorium at the Galvin Middle School. I sensed that something was different when I walked in and saw the huge crowd, many of them with red poppies in their lapels. And not a single safety pin in […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, History, News, Opinion, Politics, Wakefield | 1 Comment
Tags: America, Colin Kapernik, flagVeterans Day, Galvin Middle School, John Bohling, Mark Sardella, National Anthem, patriotism, Pledge of Allegiance, protest, red poppy, safety pin, soldiers, United States, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield High School, Wakefield Massachusetts
Mark Sardella 