A Fine Kettle of Fish
Israel Horovitz’s ‘North Shore Fish’ at Gloucester Stage Company
When Israel Horovitz wrote “North Shore Fish” in 1986, the Gloucester fish packing industry was already in trouble. Plants were closing, and with the local fishing industry sputtering, those that remained in business were reduced to repackaging frozen filets from overseas rather than fresh local fish.
That’s the setting of Horovitz’s play, currently on stage at the Gloucester Stage Company. The North Shore Fish of the title is a fish packing plant that has provided a living for generations of Cape Ann working class families, but now finds itself on the cusp of extinction. Jenna McFarland Lord’s authentically austere set reflects the bleak circumstances that the plant and the employees are facing.
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Commencement Speech
We are right in the middle of the graduation season, and I am again available for a small stipend to deliver the keynote address at any commencement ceremonies. Or you can save yourselves the money, save me some time, and spare your graduates a few minutes of agony and just read it here.
Graduates, distinguished members of the faculty, valedictorian, salutatorian, and Sagittarians. I trust that covers everyone.
I did not come here today to bore you. That’s the superintendent’s job. Nonetheless, I am here to tell you that you truly can live your dreams. In fact, I note that several in the front row have already begun. Wake up! There will be ample time to sleep during the valedictory.
This day brings back memories of sitting on folding chairs with my classmates on a sweltering June day many years ago, tuning out my commencement speaker. So today, it is my distinct honor to go unnoticed by the class of 2013.
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Going After Gomez
They say that everybody loves an underdog – unless the underdog happens to be a moderate Massachusetts Republican. The Democrats think you’re the devil incarnate, and a lot of your fellow Republicans call you a Democrat. Scott Brown heard it when he ran, and now Senate candidate Gabriel Gomez is also getting it from both sides.
Gomez, a 47 year-old businessman from Cohasset, is the latest entrant to have the unmitigated gall to challenge one-party domination of the Massachusetts congressional delegation. He’s running against Ed Markey, a 37-year congressman and, according to his TV ads, inventor of the smart phone.
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From the Fab Four to 4G
Today, Saturday, Feb. 9, marks a significant anniversary for Baby Boomers. On that date in 1964, a British band known at The Beatles made its US debut on the Ed Sullivan Show.
For the benefit of those under 50, the Ed Sullivan Show was a TV staple. It was a variety show that families could watch together on Sunday nights. It was before the days when Sunday night football games featured half-time performers costumed as common night-walkers and winning quarterbacks dropping F-bombs on national TV. Back in 1964, four guys playing musical instruments in suits and ties with their hair combed over their foreheads was enough to stir controversy.
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A Word, Please?
Eliminating a few dozen words from the lexicon will make for a better 2013
It’s the New Year, time for all those obligatory and oh-so-hilarious “Best” and “Worst” lists for the previous year along with predictions for the coming year.
I’m taking a different approach. Since nothing good happened in 2012, I’m off the hook for a “Best” list. And a “Worst” list would be a depressing way to start the New Year.
I’ve decided to take a more proactive approach and create a few lists that will, for me at least, assure that 2013 is a better year than 2012. In the spirit of creeping nanny-statism, I’m going to start by banning things.
Since I work in the world of words, I’ve decided to declare a “War on Words,” or at least words that I deem to be of no further use.
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End of Year Observances
When I speak of “end of year observances” I’m not attempting to concoct a new euphemism for “the holidays,” although, now that it’s come up, it seems as good a place as any to begin.
I won’t talk about any “War on Christmas,” which is probably about as worthy of serious consideration as the “War on Women” attributed to Republicans in the last election. (Still, I have little doubt that those who most vociferously deny the existence of a War on Christmas would rejoice in the holiday’s demise.)
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My coffee maker, a Cuisinart, died yesterday. It would have been 11 years old next month. The immediate cause of death was listed as complications from a massive water hemmorhage suffered Wednesday morning.
Cuisinart was received as a gift in December of 2001. It performed yeoman’s work, missing few days in a decade-long long career dedicated to creating the finest morning blend. In recent years, however, there were grounds for concern that trouble was brewing. Its basket began to sag. Its original bright, cream-colored face became increasing mottled with irremovable stains. Its name, “Cuisinart,” once proudly emblazoned across its basket, became faded and illegible. Eventually, the evidence of leakage became impossible to ignore.
Cuisinart is survived by one cousin, Mr. Coffee, and many No. 2 filters. Funeral services will be private. Interment will be at a land-fill to be determined. Memorial gift cards may be purchased at Dunkin Donuts.
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