Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Super Bowl Scorecard
Everyone in the Northeast, not to mention the entire nation, will be impacted by Sunday’s Super Bowl between the New England Patriots and the New York Giants. Everybody has a role to play, whether they realize it or not. You may not need a scorecard to identify the players, but you’ll need one to categorize […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, Opinion, Television | 2 Comments
Tags: american pop culture, Daily Item, fans, football, game, Mark Sardella, new england patriots, New York Giants, parties, party, patriots game, players, season ticket holders, sports, Super Bowl, Super Bowl party, Super Bowl Sunday, super bowl xlii, Superbowl, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item
Occupy My Heart
Goodbye eHarmony.com. Hello eOccupy.com. The January 16, 2012 Boston Globe Metro section featured the touching story of a romance that bloomed in the Occupy Boston encampment before the 99 percent were forced out of Dewey Square by Boston Mayor Thomas Menino and the forces of the evil one percent. The Globe described Anya Karasik, 18, […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, News, Opinion, Politics | 1 Comment
Tags: Boston, Boston Globe, Boston MA, Boston Massachusetts, Daily Item, demonstration, demonstrations, Mark Sardella, Occupy Boston, Occupy Wall Street, Politics, protest, protests, romance, Starbucks, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item
Challenge Your Future
My 2011 Commencement Address Winter ended a week ago, and that means it’s graduation time. So I am happy to be here delivering my 2011 commencement address. Graduates, distinguished members of the faculty, salutorian, valedictorian and vegetarians. I guess that covers everyone. I come here today not to tell you how to live your lives; […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, Opinion, Politics | 1 Comment
Tags: Anthony Weiner, commencement, commencement speech, Daily Item, graduates, graduation, graduation speech, school, speech, student, students, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item
Cabin Fever Notebook
You’ve probably heard that Mark Twain once observed, “Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it.” The quote was intended to humorously illustrate the obvious point that humans can’t control the weather – or at least they couldn’t in the time of Mark Twain. Nowadays, scientists tell us that human activity not […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, Nature & Wildlife, Opinion | Leave a Comment
Tags: blizzard, Climate Change, cold, Daily Item, frozen, Global Warming, ice, Mark Sardella, Mark Twain, NOAA, snow, snow storms, snowfall, snowstorms, storm, storms, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item, winter
Don’t hug me, bro!
Friday, January 21, 2011 is National Hugging Day. Participation is not mandatory, despite the dawning of our nation’s new Era of Civility. I will not be observing National Hugging Day. Partly by design and partly by default, I am not a hugger – not of people and most certainly not of trees. In this I […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, Opinion, Wakefield | 1 Comment
Tags: Daily Item, hug, hugging, hugs, Humor, Mark Sardella, National Hugging Day, poles, utility pole, Wakefield, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item, Wakefield MA, Wakefield Massachusetts
College, Cops & Computers
New Year’s Day is the day on which many people embark on self-improvement programs. Not me. On January 1, I subjected my self-esteem to a beating by going to see The Social Network, the 2010 movie about the founding of Facebook by a brilliant Harvard student, Mark Zuckerberg, who has gone on to become the […]
Filed under: Art, Columns & Essays, Humor, Opinion, Television | Leave a Comment
Tags: Campus PD, COPS, Daily Item, Facebook, film, films, Fox, G4, Harvard, Item, Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Sardella, Mark Zuckerberg, movie, movies, police, Television, The Social Network, TV, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item
The New York Times reported this week that WikiLeaks claimed to have obtained Santa Claus’s 2010 Christmas list and would release the names of millions of people worldwide and the gifts that they would be receiving on Dec. 25. It was unclear how WikiLeaks obtained the list, but it is believed that a low-level elf […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Humor, Opinion, Wakefield | Leave a Comment
Tags: Christmas, Daily Item, Humor, Mark Sardella, North Pole, Santa, Santa Claus, satire, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item, WikiLeaks
Nativity Seen
Being a Wakefield native isn’t what it used to be. Not so very long ago, being able to say that you were born and raised here was seen as something special – a distinction that one could lord over those who moved here, for example, a mere 20 years ago (tourists). Of course, it’s always […]
Filed under: Columns & Essays, Community, Humor, Opinion, Wakefield | Leave a Comment
Tags: 128, Bandstand, Daily Item, Hiker, Mark Sardella, Rockery, Route 128, Wakefield, Wakefield Daily Item, Wakefield Item, Wakefield MA, Wakefield Mass, Wakefield Massachusetts
Mark Sardella 