Reasons to be cheerful
If you approached the 2020 Annual Town Meeting with a touch of trepidation, you certainly weren’t alone.
There were several articles on the warrant that had the potential to make Wakefield a less safe and more restrictive community.
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Data-driven derangement
Who knew that rioters and looters were covered under Phase 1 of the re-opening plan?
High school graduation ceremonies with 260 students are still verboten, but if you and several thousand of your comrades want to get together and torch a church or flip over a few police cruisers, no one’s going to stop you — or even tell you to social distance.
To their credit, though, the peaceful rioters were years ahead of everybody else when it comes to wearing masks.
Meanwhile, as the rest of us slog through our phased, data-driven re-opening (my favorite kind of re-opening), it may be helpful to examine what “data-driven” really means.
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Cruel choices
The choice, apparently, is a binary one.
You can have economic devastation or death. You can have your livelihood or your life. There are no other options, so take your pick.
That’s the way it’s being framed by amateur epidemiologists on social media, who can always find some “study” on the internet to justify expanding restrictions and extending the lockdown until – well, that’s none of your business.
I used to laugh at those who likened our shutdown to martial law. But every time I’m sure that things can’t possibly get more restrictive, they get more restrictive. And our shutdown drags on without even a glimmer of light at the end of this long and very dark tunnel.
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Many ways to care
Let me see if I understand.
Either you want everybody to live under lockdown indefinitely (if you call that living) or you care more about Wall Street and corporate profits than human life.
Have I got that about right?
If you express any concern about the economy, it’s not because you hope small business owners, who have invested their hearts, souls and life savings, can salvage something of their hopes and dreams.
No. You’re literally “a murderer” who cares more about corporations than lives. Because everyone knows that small business owners are nothing but corporate tycoons and robber barons in waiting.
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Walk this way
As we plunge headlong toward the apocalypse, I’ve had lots of time to reflect.
One thing I’ve been thinking about is rules and regulations, and lately, I’ve had no shortage of new ones to ponder.
One silver lining is the governor’s new ban on reusable cloth shopping bags. As it turns out, those of us who said that these germ-infested receptacles were carrying more than just almond milk and kale were right all along!
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March into madness
Out of an abundance of misanthropy, I have decided to self-quarantine until further notice.
No, I’m not reacting to the coronavirus. I’m responding to the sheer panic that has overtaken the human population in the last week, including some normally level-headed leaders.
I’m in Stop & Shop about every other day under normal circumstances. But when I went there late last Thursday afternoon, I wasn’t prepared for what awaited me.
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Three strikes for early voting
Just days after Tuesday’s Presidential Primary Election, voting is still much on the minds of the populace. I know, some of you early-voted the previous week because who votes on Election Day anymore, right?
I do.
Voting on the actual day of the election is just a weird personal preference I have. Don’t judge me. I’m not saying everyone has to do it.
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A rank choice
What do you call an electoral system where if your candidate loses, you get to vote again?
Some people call it “ranked-choice voting.”
I call it “legalized voter fraud.”
If a measure on the November ballot in Massachusetts passes, you can say goodbye to such quaint concepts as “one person, one vote” and “the candidate with the most votes wins.”
Say hello to “we keep voting until our candidate wins.”
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The cost of learning
If there is one group of individuals about whom a discouraging word must never be uttered, it’s public school teachers.
Wakefield teachers have been without a contract since last summer, which you’ve probably heard as their supporters have been using social media and other means to spread the word.
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